(Source: uncomfortableconfusion)
when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”
A haiku about working in retail
Why’d you put that there
That’s not where you got that from
You lazy asshole
I fucking hate you
Control your stupid ass kids
Or I will kill youWhy am I alive
Why am I fucking alive
How can I help you?
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
(Source: suddenlyapples)
